Idiocy Runs Rampant

Stolen survey

2004-05-18T15:51:56Z

1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
7. Describe me in one word.
8. What was your first impression?
9. Do you still think that way about me now?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. When's the last time you saw me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
15. Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal and see what I say about you?

eater_of_babies @ 2004-01-07T13:38:00

2004-01-07T18:38:30Z

Just a plug for one of the funniest and most twistedly humorous things I have ever seen.

You should check out happy tree friends. It sounds stupid but it is one of the funniest things I have ever seen. You will like it.

Awesome weekend

2004-01-07T18:35:22Z

This Weekend rocked, it was just too funny.

Me, Kerry, Jason, Nichole, and Mickey all decided to ride up to Maxway off of Moreland Ave. to see if anyone was up there racing. We saw that no one was there so we went a little further and met up with a ton of people at the Kroger. We proceeded to ride out to a spot off of Camp Creek Parkway to watch some runs.

We get there and decide to park away from everyone else so that if the police showed up we wouldn't be with the main crowd trying to haul ass out of there. When we get there, some old guy in a Foxbody Mustang was raising hell in it. After that dumbass stopped, My friend Shicoby ran a 300ZX in his SR20DET powered 240SX. Shicoby killed the 300 and as they passed by a cop was on their tail lights going crazy. The guy in the 300 kicked a u-turn and pulled over, Shicoby downshifted and took off leaving his girlfriend to get a ride with someone else. Shicoby cot away thankfully. Atfer everyone saw the cop, panic set in. We all took off running, Mickey hit a dive over the holly bushes only to find out that there was a fairly steep hill on the other side. As you can guess he went tumbling down. I decided to go through the path in the holly bushes that we went through before. While I was running sideways through the bushes i stumbled and fell on my right knee, from there i flipped, slammed my shoulder into the cold, wet ground, my shoe went sailing into the air, so i had to collect myself after the tuck and roll and grab my shoe, then run to the Tacoma to make our get away. It was crazy. I got home and my shoulder and pants were covered in dirt from the fall. If you could have seen this happen you would have laughed your ass off.

Anyways, that is enough for now, maybe I will have some more interesting stories for ya next time.

For now, peace

Fucked Again

2003-12-30T22:08:30Z

I went to the school yesterday to try and sorto out the whole scholarship thing, and it did not go very well.

I found out that the school and the state have different ways of calculating a student's GPA. While the school had the B that I made in my second attempt at English 1102 on my records, the state took not only the B but the D I made the first time into consideration. Because of this D, I no longer have the HOPE Scholarship. No one told me before hand that my GPA would be affected like this. Don't ya just love the state? SONSABITCHES!!!

Anyway, I have just finished filling out my FAFSA form online and I now await the results from the school. If I don't hear anything back from them by next Thursday I have 2 choices: 1) Pay the excess of 2000 to go this semester, or, 2) take a semester off so that I can save the money needed to go to class again in the fall.

My life=shit right now.

Moral of the story: Watch your back because if you don't you will get fucked up the ass somehow.

Fucking Fuckers

2003-12-19T15:19:19Z

I am so pissed off right now. The fucking school has decided to be a bunch of FUCKTARDS and revoke my scholarship because I don't have the required GPA. That is the biggest load of bullshit I have ever heard.

After hearing about the letter that they sent me in the mail this morning, I am beyond furious.

I checked my grades on the computer, now these grades are straight from the school, and guess what... I have a 3.0 GPA which is just what I needed to keep the HOPE scholarship.

God, I'm so pissed off right now!!!

I am going to have to go down there now and I am going to raise immortal hell because these fucktards do not know how to do their fucking job.

I got to go and rip some heads off.

Peace

eater_of_babies @ 2003-12-16T10:53:00

2003-12-16T15:53:31Z

Today has been pretty good so far. Tomorrow is gonna rock because me, Kerry, Nichole, and Jason are going to make a run to the state line for fireworks to shoot off at my party New Year's Eve party. Fun times shall be had.

On a sadder note, a friend of my mom's and her two children had to be life flighted to Egleston this morning after a car wreck. The mother is just fine, not a scratch on her. The little boy was not so lucky, he had a gash in the back of his head, gash on his face, busted his teeth out, and broke his nose. I have not heard anything on the little girl's condition yet. When I find out something I will write again.

They said that she was taking the children to school and the brakes gave out sending them head on into an embankment. The children weren't buckled in.

pure and simple idiocy

2003-12-08T21:40:15Z

As most of you know, I work at a Harley-Davidson dealer. Everyday I have to deal with stupid people and questions. I know, I know, welocm to reality.

Anyways I had a thought earlier concerning the helmet laws in this state.

The way that the law is written, as long as you have a "protective head covering from the approved list" you are ok. The only problem with this is that there is no list. What a wonderful state we live in huh?

Many people who ride like the state to leave it up to the rider as to whether they wear a helmet or not. That is so retarded. In many instances, if the person had had a DOT approved helmet on they would have survived.

Wearing what we affectionately call a "Brain Bucket", or novelty helmet. I see many motorcyclists riding with these on. With this type of helmet you are almost as assured a death as no helmet at all.

Words of Advice: Ride safely and always wear a DOT approved helmet. Many of my friends, including myself, want a motorcycle. Please, if you read this, keep this post in mind.

Work

2003-12-07T17:09:55Z

Well, I'm sitting here at work, it's sunday, we're suppose to be closed. My grandfather decided that we would open on sundays til christmas now.

Oh well last night was cool. I went to my cousin's house, watched them smoke, and stared at the ceiling for hours listening to pink floyd. great times.

peace

Quick Survey

2003-12-06T19:54:22Z

1. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
2. Am I loveable?
3. How long have you known me?
4. When and how did we first meet?
5. What was your first impression?
6. Do you still think that way about me now?
7. What do you think my weakness is?
8. Do you think I'll get married?
9. What makes me happy?
10. What makes me sad?
11. What reminds you of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do you know me?
14. When's the last time you saw me?
15. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
16. Do you think I could kill someone?
17. Describe me in one word.
18. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/or staying the same?
19. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen?
20. Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal and see what I say about you?

eater_of_babies @ 2003-11-28T13:03:00

2003-11-28T18:03:14Z

Well I would just like to take the time to tell everybody, Happy Thanksgiving!

I hope that everyone had fun and ate lots of food.

Let me know how your holidays went.

Potential Doomsday

2003-11-26T16:01:08Z

Well as most of you know by now, I have been sweating and worrying over this Loitering and Prowling ticket that I got a few weeks ago.

Me, Kerry, Nick, and Nichole went to the courthouse yesterday to have our case heard.

The judge was throwing out cases all day long, it was odd.

He got to all the loitering cases called us all up there. We thought for sure he was going to ream us a new asshole.

He was cool about it though, everyone stated why they were there and the judge said that since we were all cooperative that night and in court that he would drop it to a $60 disorderly conduct.

Thank you very much Mr. Judge!!

peace

Court

2003-11-25T05:09:05Z

Well, it's the night before court.

Me, Nick, Kerry, and Nichole have to get up within 6 hours to make the trek to South Fulton county so that the judge can ream us a new asshole.

I'm hoping that the judge will drop the charge to a simple county ordinance due to the officer not following proper procedure. If not, then I will just go ahead and plead guilty to the loitering charge.

Oh well, I'll update tomorrow to let y'all know what happened, I'm fixing to go to bed.

eater_of_babies @ 2003-11-21T13:13:00

2003-11-21T18:13:47Z

You all should download the song. It is one of the most awesome songs I have ever heard.

On a more serious note, I recieved good news from the lawyer. I may be able to beat the loitering ticket that I got a while back.

I'll update more on this after I go to court Tuesday.

Peace

eater_of_babies @ 2003-11-17T14:26:00

2003-11-17T19:26:41Z

Yesterday sucked bad. I have come to realize just how much I hate English class. I am still mentally drained from my task yesterday.

I get up at around 10 yesterday and begin work on my term paper for my English 1102 class. I worked diligently on it until about 11.

I then remembered that we do not have any ink in the cartridge of our printer. I go to my aunt's house to type my paper and wind up staying up there until 7 that night reading, typing, citing, blah blah blah blah. That was honestly the most time consuming job I have ever done. The professor better like it or she might catch the Fat Man's Rage. j/k.

On a funny note though, I got a couple of notices in the mail about some books that were way overdue. The PINES library system sent me my "Third and Final Notice" the other day and threatend that if i did not return the books that they would take legal action against me. The total that I owe on each book: $3.00.

These downtards are talking about legal action over a $3.00 late fee on a couple of books. Blockbuster won't even come after you on that much.

What a bunch of idiots.

Peace

eater_of_babies @ 2003-11-14T15:25:00

2003-11-14T20:25:55Z

I am at work for this post.

I continue to see idiocy run wild here at the shop. People clearly can see the white lines paited on the parking lot designating that it is a parking spot. Someone felt the need to be dumb as shit and park in an area that is marked by the diagonal lines, signifying a no parking zone. What the hell is people's problems. They had to pass a test to get a driver's license yet they cannot seem to be able to park in a fucking parking spot.

I see this all the time with the motorcycle parking also. We have lines in front of the building that are maybe 2.5 to 3 ft apart, clearly for motorcycle parking. These dumb shits think nothing of it and park there taking up 3 spaces because of their stupidity. The only person who should not incur the fat man's rage is a guy who had a little MG car. He managed to park this little car in that space on the white lines. He shall have no fear of incurring the fat man's rage.

All else BEWARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Peace

Best Damn Show Ever

2003-11-14T18:19:48Z

Well, as promised, an update concerning the Deftones concert.

The night started off on a rough note. Tony forgot his ticket at his house so they had to go back and get his ticket. We managed to not get killed by the idiotic drivers in Atlanta and got there safely. We get to the door and guess what, Tony left his ticket in Dusty's car, at my house, in Stockbridge. It is all good though, he got in to the show and was able to tough Chino.

The night started off with Denali, a new band I had never heard of. They put on a fairly good show.

Next up was Poison the Well. I have never heard that much screaming from one person in my life. The pit that ensued was pretty good.

Hoobastank was supposed to play next, but they were not there, PUNK BITCHES!

Deftones were awesome!!!! It was the best damn show I have ever seen. As soon as ther lights went off, all hell broke loose. The entire crowd was one big pit. It was great. Like said, Tony came out the best, he actually got to touch Chino. At one point about 20 people were on the floor because they could not hold up to the pressure of the pit. I wound up in the pit for most of the first hour of the set. It started off with Minerva, after that it was a blur until the last song, Change. It was great, I have never been in anything like that before in my life. Me, Tony, and Dusty tore it up all night. Travis played body guard most of the night and decided not to join in the insanity that was the crowd. Nichole also had a great time, seeing how Travis played bodyguard all night.

Everyone was tired and sore after the show, but it was well worth it. A fun time was had by all!

Peace

Stupidity

2003-11-13T15:20:11Z

Well as we all know, school sucks. I am sitting here on the computer at school because i have nothing better to do. Since i dropped my Evolution class, I now have an hour and a half hole that is filled with nothingness.

Now that you know my situation, I'll tell you the reason for posting.

I was chilling out at the lake house last night and got to thinking about my job. Ask anyone who knows me and they will tell you that I do not have a hard job at all, and I do not deny this. I began to think that the people that I talk to on the phone, since I am a receptionist/ do-boy, are retarded.

Ex. 1: People call to a Harley-Davidson Dealer and say, "Y'all got parts for a Yamaha dirtbike?"

I wish that I could go through the phone and slap the shit out of them for being so stupid. People like that should be taken out back and shot for their stupidity, just so they will never produce anymore offspring.

EX. 2: People call to our dealer, Harley-Davidson of Clayton County (I know it is a shameless plug but hey... :)) and ask us "Are y'all the one that is up in Stone Mountain?"

What a fucking retard. How stupid can one person be? Stone Mountain is in Dekalb County, our dealer has Clayton County in the name. The Dealer there is called, you'll never guess, Stone Mountain Harley-Davidson. Yet again, these people should be taken out back, doused with gasoline and set ablaze for their stupidity.

Ex. 3: People call us wanting know the phone number to another dealer in the area. These people are so lazy that they would rather call and waste someone else's time rather than walk the 20 ft. tops to the phone book and look for themselves. Every dealership is listed in the Atlanta phone books.

People like this need to be took out back, buried to their neck and be used for a football. This case is the lesser of the evils, therefore they get the less severe punishment.

Ok I'm through with my rant.

Peace

First Post

2003-11-10T22:13:10Z

Well this is the first of what will be, i'm sure, many posts. I'm at work which is where I spend the most time on the computer. Oh well, hate to cut it short but like I said, I'm at work. The next time I post will probably have crazy tales from inside the pit of a deftones concert.

Peace